Thermos + balloons + rubber glove = Party
Seriously though we couldn’t think of a more fiddly way to get your rocks off, at least its colorful.
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. This brings a new meaning to slipping ON a banana peel
Uhhh, we’re just going to assume These are jokes so we’re not scarred for life.
Not as clean as it looks
What could possibly go wrong? If you’re brave enough to try this make sure the scourers are on the outside 😉 Shouldn’t these things be a little firmer than a sponge?
Hey, they’re only around for a limited time, we have to enjoy it while we can.
In the bag
This is specially designed to safely house your package.
So what have we learned?
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