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D.I.WHY Sex toys for men

Thermos + balloons + rubber glove = Party

D.I.WHY Sex toys for men
D.I.WHY Sex toys for men

Seriously though we couldn’t think of a more fiddly way to get your rocks off, at least its colorful.


D.I.WHY Sex toys for men

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. This brings a new meaning to slipping ON a banana peel

Spiky delight

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Uhhh, we’re just going to assume These are jokes so we’re not scarred for life.

Not as clean as it looks

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What could possibly go wrong? If you’re brave enough to try this make sure the scourers are on the outside 😉 Shouldn’t these things be a little firmer than a sponge?

Spooky season

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Hey, they’re only around for a limited time, we have to enjoy it while we can.

Uh, no

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Kudos for the idea, condolances for your newly missing member.

In the bag

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This is specially designed to safely house your package.

So what have we learned?

It might be tempting to attempt some of these homemade marvels but if you’re going to keep using them (I mean we don’t intend to stop masturbating any time soon) then they’re going to get messy fast, not to mention the materials that are most certainly not body safe. Why take the risk when you can pick up a toy that feels 1000% better for less than £20? Check out our huge range of legit masturbators here.

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